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Do you have what it takes?

Not everyone has what it takes to be pigheaded and wear Hol*Sh!t sandals with pride. Other people may react differently or may be confused. They may laugh or even worse, make fun of you. But remember one thing… They are just envious of you going your own way. Anyway, this is just a warning. Therefore, ask yourself one question before ordering a pair of Hol* Sh!t sandals… “Am I sure?”. If so, order them right away. If not, take our short quiz to find out if you have what it takes.

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